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The NOX Man
March 20, 2018 09:57PM
1.His passport will require no photo
2.His feet won't get blisters,but his boots will
3.Can speak Russian in French
4.Can take a knife to a gun fight,to even the odds
5.When a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it,he hears it
6.Mosquitoes refuse to bite him out of respect
7. His 10 gallon hat holds 20 gallons
Re: The NOX Man
March 20, 2018 10:09PM
Men want too be Him, And Women want too be with Him.smiling smiley



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Re: The NOX Man
March 20, 2018 10:18PM
Mr . NOX has the respect of many!
Re: The NOX Man
March 20, 2018 10:30PM
The Nox man was bitten by a rattlesnake while detecting. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died.

The Nox man doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. He also counted to infinity....twice. And can also divide by zero.
Re: The NOX Man
March 20, 2018 10:41PM
He doesn't dig targets..........the earth pushes them up to him! drinking smiley
Re: The NOX Man
March 20, 2018 10:58PM
Wow!! This Nox Man is quite a guy!!!
Re: The NOX Man
March 20, 2018 11:24PM
And his multi-frequency hearing allows him to easily listen to bats, at great distance, even when other bats are nearby.
Re: The NOX Man
March 20, 2018 11:32PM
He doesn't even own a shovel.
Re: The NOX Man
March 20, 2018 11:36PM
I just found a gold coin necklace lol grinning smiley


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Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 12:08AM
I heard he is right up there with 'Marlboro Man' and 'Harley Davidson' status! tongue sticking out smiley



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Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 12:45AM
straker Wrote:
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> I heard he is right up there with 'Marlboro Man' a
> nd 'Harley Davidson' status! tongue sticking out smiley

Need to use Peter Fonda in the next commercial

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Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 01:07AM
Don’t talk about Chuck Norris in code... he’ll find you!

XP Deus
Minelab Etrac
Minelab Equinox 800
Garrett Carrot
22 silvers, 2 silver rings, 1 Gold Ring -YTD 2018


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Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 01:12AM
8: he's 10 ft tall and bulletproof but never touches a drop of alcohol
9: he doesn't always use an EQ but when he does the relics just give up/wave white flags and surrender to him
10: more than anything the NOX man is a legend in his own mind and don't you forget it grinning smiley
Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 01:30AM
Harold,ILL. Wrote:
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> Men want too be Him, And Women want too be with Hi
> m.smiling smiley

Harold,Mr. Nox has graded your assessment on the Nox and found it lacking. confused smiley winking smiley

Mr Nox



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Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 02:01AM
Mike C Wrote:
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> I just found a gold coin necklace lol grinning smiley
>
>
> [www.findmall.com]
>

Congratulations on that Gold coin necklace! Last one I saw was when a club member found one in a sidewalk tear out. He found it with a Freedom Ace years ago!
Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 03:13AM
straker Wrote:
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> I heard he is right up there with 'Marlboro Man' and 'Harley Davidson' status! tongue sticking out smiley

Four Marlboro men died of cancer drinking smiley

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Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 04:43AM
Daniel Tn Wrote:
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> The Nox man was bitten by a rattlesnake while dete
> cting. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake
> finally died.
>
> The Nox man doesn't read books. He stares them down
> until he gets the information he wants. He also
> counted to infinity....twice. And can also divide
> by zero.


Well, I've read all the comments in this thread, and I judge the
winner to be .... (agonizingly long drum roll) .....

Daniel Tn!

Congratulations!
Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 12:32PM
He CAN tug on supermans cape
Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 12:47PM
He is much loved at the recycle dump for all the non-ferrous crap he turns in,
He landed on his head while parachuting but only his detector got hurt.
Toilet paper will not stick to him.
He wobbles like a Norfolk Sailor while on shore leave.
smileys with beer
Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 12:58PM
He once parallel parked a Freight train.
Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 01:11PM
His Momma was the French Baroness Flem De Le Deus.
Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 04:26PM
He actually HAS an Equinox 800.
Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 04:51PM
But,of course.
Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 06:12PM
Funny thread!
Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 06:21PM
I must have missed the F75 Man thread.

Anyway, doc, this for you.

[m.youtube.com]
Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 06:30PM
And the odd thing is I was never this way before the 800 arrived.

Wait, you did mean me, right? cool smiley

Past(or)Tom
Using a Legend, a Deus 2, an Equinox 800, a Tarsacci MDT 8000, & a few others...
with my beloved, fading Corgi, Sadie
Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 07:43PM
Pasttom Wrote:
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> And the odd thing is I was never this way before t
> he 800 arrived.
>
> Wait, you did mean me, right? cool smiley

But,of course.
Re: The NOX Man
March 21, 2018 07:46PM
tnsharpshooter Wrote:
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> I must have missed the F75 Man thread.
>
> Anyway, doc, this for you.
>
> [m.youtube.com]

TNSS, you summed up the F75 Man/Men with one video!!