Should I buy my wife the Corvette she wants?

This would put an end to detector buying. It could possibly save me money in the long run or short run at my age.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/25/2018 10:13PM by texkinzee.

Do you have that many pets that you need one full time?

By all means!---We should ALWAYS buy the little lady annnyyything they want!!----Consider the fact of how they put up with us with this incurable ailment (tectoritis) we have.----Just DO IT---you will feel better about yourself (I think)!---------Signed, Dr. Del

That all depends.

Does the vet resemble or act like the milk man??
If so, better watch out. Lol

You're meaning Corvette right? Why would anyone buy a Veterinarian? Heck...maybe you meant Veteran? .???

After 34 yrs. of marriage have learned happy wife make for a happy life......

There once was a race horse operation near the border who bought a vet , friend of mine , made him a deal that he couldn't refuse until it came to light that they were laundering money and moving narcotics for a cartel out of Columbia.

Make her pay for the insurance and gas so she doesn't take it for granted or become dependent on you.

Only if it is a convertible and she looks good in it.

HH
Mike

I always thought it was 'Vette' Corvette.

Pal of mine recently bought his wife a MG Midget...she is good looking!!!

"Ole George"-----Just do like I did with my wife----give her a fit (Honda Fit that is)!----Prob solved!!!!------You'll still have enough left over to buy several tectors!-------She'll look REAL GOOD havein that Fit & the best part is the two of you can haul 4 detectors on those detecting trips she just loves? to go on with you getting 40 miles per gallon getting there!------I'll send you my bill later for this "free" info!

only if she promises to give you a 'ride' once in a while, lol

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> "Ole George"-----Just do like I did with my wife--
> --give her a fit (Honda Fit that is)!----Prob solv
> ed!!!!------You'll still have enough left over to
> buy several tectors!-------She'll look REAL GO
> OD havein that Fit & the best part is the two of y
> ou can haul 4 detectors on those detecting trips s
> he just loves? to go on with you getting 40 miles
> per gallon getting there!------I'll send you my bi
> ll later for this "free" info!


My biggest fear is that her "DD coils" may hit the wheel during rapid acceleration. Oh my!

Lol, I figured that he was spending so much time taking care of his wife's pets that he was considering hiring a full time veterinarian so that he would have more time to go detecting.

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Does your wife have a lead foot? Does she roll through stop signs? Is she hard on the brakes and rough on her car?
My wife is all of the above.....
Last week she got a speeding ticket on a country road in her Honda. Her mind goes like she drives, or visa versa, and she can do multiple things at the same time. Her family speed talks. I'm always amazed how their brains spit out words so fast and accurate. Try to get any words in edgewise....it's like crossing a busy highway. When they get together, they don't wait till the other person finishes their sentence....they talk over each other and are happy and content about it. Guess what? they don't drink coffee! Thank Goodness!
So in my case, a Corvette would NOT be in the driveway.