Off topic: Men and marriage!

Had to share this one!
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know ;-)

I would marry the one with the best caboose.

all three are keepers!

(h.h.!)
j.t.

What happened to personality boys?

deathray Wrote:
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> I would marry the one with the best caboose.


I second that deathray.

Thanks for smile this AM....indeed men are from Mars and women are from Venus...After 49 years under my belt with the same woman still not an authority on anything...

Wow. Michigan RelicHunter. That states the case pretty well, sadly. Sadly. I am with the guys who said: "What ever happened to personality." I am divorced. Been that way since 1996. I can't say that I have really been looking (for a wife) since then. I'm a tad bit on the strange side. No, no....not like THAT! lol I am fully hetero. But I am able to live life and be quite satisfied alone. But if my spiritual life was wrecked, I could not. In other words, my spiritual life (I am anything BUT perfect!) fills that emptyness inside of me. I still feel terribly alone at times. I don't know.....I guess women don't find me attractive or something. Anyway....I will always be receptive to a fine woman who wants the likes of me (matrimony-wise). "It is not good for man to be alone."
I enjoyed the post and the replies.

The butt beat out the head?????

I take the one that is able to make all the $$$$$. We all know what happens to looks, the caboose and everything else as we get older . Includes us guys too. The one who is able to make the cash can keep me into the hobby I enjoy.

If I had $15k to spend so frivolously, I would opt for all three and become a Mormon.... ; )

Hence the name 'triplehooked', lol.

Lol...that's funny! Actually my handle is due to having triplets...... so you aren't that far off......

That's why ya gotta trade em in every few years! And any chick can get the fake boobs, but it takes some work to get the perfect coolo. Been happily married to the gal with a perfect butt for almost 20 years.

triplehooked Wrote:
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> If I had $15k to spend so frivolously, I would opt
> for all three and become a Mormon.... ; )

LoL

I like your style Travis!

I've been married 35 years, I would take the 15k and buy 3 detectors and be happy for the rest of my life, unless the 3 up above can dig good, than all bets are off

Boys and their toys...always trying to up grade. Scenario; Hon, I'm not liking what you have anymore, what are our options?....... You pull that off, you need a ball/ego reduction.

Dan-Pa. Wrote:
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> Thanks for smile this AM....indeed men are from
> Mars and women are from Venus...After 49 years
> under my belt with the same woman still not an
> authority on anything...


perhaps dan,but you try awful hard!

(h.h.!)
j.t.

Kevin B Wrote:
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> Wow. Michigan RelicHunter. That states the case
> pretty well, sadly. Sadly. I am with the guys who
> said: "What ever happened to personality." I am
> divorced. Been that way since 1996. I can't say
> that I have really been looking (for a wife) since
> then. I'm a tad bit on the strange side. No,
> no....not like THAT! lol I am fully hetero. But
> I am able to live life and be quite satisfied
> alone. But if my spiritual life was wrecked, I
> could not. In other words, my spiritual life (I am
> anything BUT perfect!) fills that emptyness inside
> of me. I still feel terribly alone at times. I
> don't know.....I guess women don't find me
> attractive or something. Anyway....I will always
> be receptive to a fine woman who wants the likes
> of me (matrimony-wise). "It is not good for man
> to be alone."
> I enjoyed the post and the replies.


no man is an island!

(h.h.!)
j.t.

No jt, but I keep on trying....

yup! me too!.. although i am loathe to admit it!
trusted my "mother" once,but she up and died

(h.h.!)
j.t.