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I just made up a detector joke
Posted by lytle78
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I just made up a detector joke May 25, 2015 11:31PM |
Registered: 14 years ago Posts: 2,332 |
Old Jack is detecting with his new rainproof F44 in this big field. It's pouring rain with thunder and all - but his detector is rainproof and he carries on...
A blinding flash as lightning strikes poor Jack (never be the tallest object in a field in a thunderstorm).
He finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates, facing St. Peter ..
Confused he says "what am I doing here?"
St. Peter says "you've led a good life Jack, welcome to heaven - but that crooked stick you're holding has to stay outside"
"You mean my metal detector?" says Jack...
"Yes" says St. Pete - "it's a Fisher - only Deus allowed here!"
Rick Kempf
Gold Canyon AZ- where there is no gold
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/25/2015 11:55PM by lytle78.
A blinding flash as lightning strikes poor Jack (never be the tallest object in a field in a thunderstorm).
He finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates, facing St. Peter ..
Confused he says "what am I doing here?"
St. Peter says "you've led a good life Jack, welcome to heaven - but that crooked stick you're holding has to stay outside"
"You mean my metal detector?" says Jack...
"Yes" says St. Pete - "it's a Fisher - only Deus allowed here!"
Rick Kempf
Gold Canyon AZ- where there is no gold
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/25/2015 11:55PM by lytle78.
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Re: I just made up a detector joke May 25, 2015 11:36PM |
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Re: I just made up a detector joke May 26, 2015 12:46AM |
Registered: 17 years ago Posts: 3,980 |
So the French are in the US is out lets not forget Turkey racer
LowBoy
TAKE A LITTLE TIME KICKBACK AND WATCH SOME OF MY DETECTING VIDEO'S BELOW ON YouTube
[www.youtube.com]
If you don’t dig it, then how are you going to know what you’re missing!
How can you have your pudding if you don’t eat your meat!
LowBoy
TAKE A LITTLE TIME KICKBACK AND WATCH SOME OF MY DETECTING VIDEO'S BELOW ON YouTube
[www.youtube.com]
If you don’t dig it, then how are you going to know what you’re missing!
How can you have your pudding if you don’t eat your meat!
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Re: I just made up a detector joke May 26, 2015 12:59AM |
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Re: I just made up a detector joke May 26, 2015 01:21AM |
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Re: I just made up a detector joke May 26, 2015 05:22AM |
Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 585 |
During the weekly management meeting.
You know the one where God, Jezus, St Peter and the Devil need to check their attendance lists.
Well,... the talk turned to metal detectors and who likes what.
St Peter says: "Just give me an AT-Pro, rain or shine it's always ready for business"
Jezus replies:"But my Goldbug 2 will find the tinniest sparkle!"
God himself:"The Deus for me it's enlightened"
All three are looking at this mean character expecting an answer.
The Devil finally states rather harshly :"A Minelab GPZ,... goes deep, doesn't discriminate!"
Ouch!
HH
Johnb
You know the one where God, Jezus, St Peter and the Devil need to check their attendance lists.
Well,... the talk turned to metal detectors and who likes what.
St Peter says: "Just give me an AT-Pro, rain or shine it's always ready for business"
Jezus replies:"But my Goldbug 2 will find the tinniest sparkle!"
God himself:"The Deus for me it's enlightened"
All three are looking at this mean character expecting an answer.
The Devil finally states rather harshly :"A Minelab GPZ,... goes deep, doesn't discriminate!"
Ouch!
HH
Johnb