For crying out loud, macro refused to fix my ears...

They stick out like radar dishes. Macro told me it was an uncorrectable defect. Blame my parents. I'm besides myself.

The ears sticking out is so you can hear the relics crying out for you to dig them....now time to dig do you hear me

LowBoy

TAKE A LITTLE TIME KICKBACK AND WATCH SOME OF MY DETECTING VIDEO'S BELOW ON YouTube

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If you don’t dig it, then how are you going to know what you’re missing!
How can you have your pudding if you don’t eat your meat!

They also told me to use their plastic bolt and put it through the ears to hold them tight. The bolt broke even before the nut got put on. What kind of quality control is that?

Detectorist Wrote:
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> They stick out like radar dishes. Macro told me it
> was an uncorrectable defect. Blame my parents. I'm
> besides myself.

First of all, Makro is wrong. It is a correctable defect. I had the same problem when I was a young boy. My mom took care of the problem by duct taping my ears down to my head every nite before bedtime and sprayed them with starch. It took a few years, but it worked. Plus my ears have no wrinkles in them now.

HUH--SPEAK LOUDER, I CAN'T HEAR YA!!!!-----Wouldn't gaffers tape work just as good Jeff??----Man, this is good, informative stuff!

just dob some silicon on them bud - bigger families do

If you keep your headphones on all the time, no one will notice your radar dish ears.... Problem solved...

Detectorist Wrote:
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> They stick out like radar dishes. Macro told me it
> was an uncorrectable defect. Blame my parents. I'm
> besides myself.


You can perform a double Van Gogh. That should do it.

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Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no point in two people remembering the same thing...

Too many wing-nuts

Left yourself wide open for all those comments. My mom always said she loved me even thou I looked like dumbo.

So you and OBOLA may share some lineage??

tacky.

Rick Kempf
Gold Canyon AZ- where there is no gold



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doc holiday Wrote:
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> So you and OBOLA may share some lineage??

Maybe, but I'm much better lookin'.

lytle78 Wrote:
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> tacky.
He does have the Opie ears, ya know.




Hilarious thread folks. Really enjoying it.



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